Thursday, June 7, 2007

Top 10 Funniest Internet Quotes

clipped from techchickblog.com
  • “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” Michael Sinz

  • “If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0″ Author Unknown

  • “Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free” Bill Gates

  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeksAuthor Unknown

  • “You can’t take something off the Internet - it’s like taking pee out of a pool.” Author Unknown

  • “The Internet is the Viagra of big business.” - Jack Welch, Chairman and CEO, General Electric

  • “The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.” Author Unknown

  • “There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.” Guy Almes

  • “Better to be a geek than an idiot.” Author Unknown

  • “My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.” Penn Jillett
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