“Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” Michael Sinz “If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0″ Author Unknown “Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free” Bill Gates “Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks” Author Unknown “You can’t take something off the Internet - it’s like taking pee out of a pool.” Author Unknown “The Internet is the Viagra of big business.” - Jack Welch, Chairman and CEO, General Electric “The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.” Author Unknown “There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.” Guy Almes “Better to be a geek than an idiot.” Author Unknown “My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.” Penn Jillett |
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